Top Ten Hunger Games Quotes: Funny

Hello world! How are all a ya’ll? So today’s Top Ten Tuesday is part of a three or four-part series called Top Ten Hunger Games Quotes. Each week, for the next three weeks (this week is included in one of those weeks), there will be different kinds of Hunger Games quotes. Today’s top ten is the Top Ten Funny Hunger Games Quotes! Hope you enjoy!

1) “I’m going to wake Peeta,” I say.

“No, wait,” says Finnick. “Let’s do it together. Put our faces right in front of his.”
Well, there’s so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches from his nose, and give him a shake. “Peeta. Peeta, wake up,” I say in a soft, singsong voice.
His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we’ve stabbed him. “Aa!”
Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta’s attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.” ― Suzanne CollinsCatching Fire

2) “Really, the combination of the scabs and the ointment looks hideous. I can’t help enjoying his distress.

“Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven’t looked pretty?” I say.
“It must be. The sensation’s completely new. How have you managed it all these years?” he asks.
“Just avoid mirrors. You’ll forget about it,” I say.
“Not if I keep looking at you,” he says.” ― Suzanne CollinsCatching Fire

3) “So it’s you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.” ― Suzanne CollinsCatching Fire

4) “You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.” ― Suzanne CollinsThe Hunger Games

5) “Finnick?” I say, “Maybe some pants?”

He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. “Why? Do you find this” — he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose — “distracting?”
I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell.” ― Suzanne CollinsMockingjay

6) “Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” ― Suzanne CollinsMockingjay

7) “Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.” — Suzanne CollinsThe Hunger Games

8) “I guess this is a bad time to mention I hung a dummy and painted Seneca Crane’s name on it…” — Suzanne CollinsCatching Fire 

9) “The cat that Prim got hates me, I think partly because I tried to drown it.” — Suzanne CollinsThe Hunger Games

10) “Want a sugar cube?” he asks in his old seductive voice.” — Suzanne CollinsMockingjay

Okay so that’s it. I laughed at a lot of these and actually, since there are more, I’m thinking of doing a top ten .5 sometime soon (before the next top ten Tuesday)…I don’t know, would you guys like that? Anyways what did you think? What was your favorite quote? Tell me all of this in the comments below and have a fabulous day/night, thank you and tata for now!

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2 thoughts on “Top Ten Hunger Games Quotes: Funny

  1. It’s been so long since I last read the books. Thanks for bringing this back. Your writing is very engaging and I’m a big book warm too, so I look forward to reading more of your stuff. Not sure what a top ten .5 is, but you should go ahead and do it. Would love it if you could check out my blog too. Have a great day 🙂

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